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Monday, April 4, 2011

How Not To Be A Wedding Crasher

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1. Don't show up wearing a tacky Hawaiin print shirt and wrinkled cargo shorts when the understood dress code is semi-formal. This isn't Sam's Club.

2. Similar to #1, wearing jeans is just as equally a dead giveaway that A. you don't belong, B. you're not very creative and C. you didn't really think this through, did you?

3. Drunkenly swaying around the perimeter of the dance floor screams, "Look at us! You don't know us but we're underdressed and drinking your wine!"

4. When someone from the bridal party approaches and asks you if you are crashing the wedding, under no circumstances should you admit that yes, you are indeed crashing the wedding. That's a fail if I ever heard one.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sam's club!!! Haha!

-Dana

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